Pandora’s Box November 19, 2009
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Rags to Riches November 13, 2009
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This semester, for my directing course, I have to direct two scenes. For my midterm, I had to direct a scene from a musical. Needless to say, that shit was easy. For my final, with a different professor, I have to create and direct a two minute original, conceptual piece which includes a song. Uhm….shit?
To make matters even more entertaining, I’m pretty sure the professor absolutely hates me. I think…well…hope…that she is just “like that.” If she doesn’t like me, I’m screwed. Simply put, she is half of the whole that decides if I am “good enough” to be a teacher. I feel like I’ve been thrown in a reality t.v show. It’s almost like I am in a theatre teacher version of America’s Next Top Model. Sometimes, I start looking for cameras because the type of bullshit I get through this program feels like a reality show sometimes.
Anyway, my original piece explores the theme of “Rags to Riches”. Specifically, it follows a homeless woman, Fedora. She is pregnant with the child of her abusive husband who has abandoned her on the streets. She lives in a box that is too small for her to physically inhabit. She also paints and decorates the box. In fact, she is quite a fantastic artist. She also has a plant, Heather, who talks to her and provides advice so that she can live safely on the streets. Obviously, Heather’s human-like qualities are a figment of Fedora’s imagination. In my scene, a character named Lucas “discovers” Fedora and her artwork one day. Essentially, he takes her from rags to riches.
I feel like the scene is “conceptual” enough and, up until last night, I really hated it. But today, in rehearsal, my actors did amazing things with the scene and now I LOVE it and I can’t stop thinking about it. I just…adore…ADORE my scene.
The scary part is what my professor will say. Honestly, I have no clue but I know I will take it a little personally if she absolutely hates it. I guess that’s the risk I take with an original piece.
Monday is my preview day, so hopefully…HOPEFULLY the professor likes it a little bit.
- Beckie
P.S Also, I need to address something that has been bothering me all day. The latest cycle of America’s Next Top Model surrounds this whole idea of “short” girls breaking into the industry. Excuse me, but all of these girls (except for 1) are AVERAGE in height. They’re short in model standards but in the real world they are average. And it frustrates me that Tyra Banks uses the term “petite” to describe them. So if a girl who is 5′7″ is petite, then does that make me a midget at 4′11″?! Even wikipedia says petite usually refers to women 5′3″ or less. Get it right, TYRA!
Synonyms for “Fuck” November 9, 2009
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And not one of them implies “shit”, “screwed” etc. All about sex.
So the last few months of my life have been hectic, to say the least. Work, sick, no cell phone, and Luke got fired for something that was so not his fault. Why is it that every time we catch a break, some bitch comes along and frames Luke for something that gets him fired? Why?
Irregardless, I cannot pay my cell phone bill at the moment so I don’t have one! And let me tell you, it has been difficult surviving without one to say the least.
Alas, my semester is already almost over! And I turn the big 2-1 in less than a month officially (Yay). Needless to say, I missed you, my dear wordpress. I would write a detailed, exact description of my life since my last blog, but it’s really not worth it. Other than to say I am learning a lot about schools through my observations. Also, I’ve learned an awful lot about directing plays and the such. Even if my professor *might* hate me. But that’s for another day. I could write all about it know but I’ve decided not to be negative. Instead, here’s a picture of Hugh Laurie (yummy)…holding a plastic heart.
I actually had an extended conversation with my co-workers this morning about which Hugh Laurie is sexier. British (ala Sense and Sensibility) or American (ala House M.D). Consensus was British. And Yes, I know he is old enough to be my father. But. I. Do. Not. Care.
- Beckie
Work and School and…Kanye West? September 16, 2009
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This semester has been so hectic! I’m taking a full course load on top of teaching observations and work. I really should be asleep right now, so I’m just gonna end this with the ever pressing topic of Kanye West. I’m not going to sit here and call him an attention seeking douche bag (although, he is…and I just did). Instead, I’m going to tell a story.
A friend of mine got a text message today that said, “Breaking News: Kanye West interrupts Patrick Swayze’s funeral to let everyone know Micheal Jackson’s was better.”
Clearly, a joke, no? My friend didn’t seem to think so. I spent 10 minutes trying to explain to her that it was a joke. I mean, think of it logically.
I love theate majors.
- Beckie
Car Problems August 27, 2009
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To sum up my current feelings, I have chosen a selection from Spring Awakening entitled “Totally Fucked” which I have playing on repeat on my iTunes:
But the thing that makes you really jump
Is that the weirdest shit is still to come
You can ask yourself: “Hey, what have I done?”
You’re just a fly – the little guys, they kill for funYeah, you’re fucked all right – and all for spite
You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye
Totally fucked – will they mess you up?
Well you know they’re gonna try
In June, Luke and I were involved in a car accident while traveling on the highway in stop and go traffic. We were rear-ended by a car moving 40 MPH and our car was totalled on sight.
Although the damage looks rather minimal for a “totalled” car, the car was a cheap car. It would make no sense to fix that amount of body damage. So, the insurance company of the person who hit us gave us a check which we used as a down payment for a new car. We purchased a 1999 Subaru Forester a month ago today. It ran GREAT during the test drive despite the “Check Engine Light” turning on halfway through. We requested the light was fixed before we drove off the lot and the dealership people verbally agreed to that repair. Needless to say, that agreement was never fulfilled. I don’t want to say much regarding situation as I haven’t gotten any legal advice yet (and I AM planning on it), but I can say that within the last month of ownership, the car has revealed some serious problems and we have been denied help by the dealership in terms of free repairs. Needless to say, I feel very fucked. And very much taken advantage of. I feel like the dealership played Luke and I to the fullest. And I am sick of being played. This is only the second time in my life I truly feel “played” and I am sick of it.
And now I’m totally fucked. I am the fly they kill for fun.
- Beckie
Cataclysm!!!! August 21, 2009
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Ok, so I did write a nice long blog about musicals and such as there is a rumor going around that I have to direct and choreograph a musical number next semester, but, something more important has come up.

World of Warcraft: Cataclysm is the THIRD expansion pack. And it is going to change the face of Old World WoW forever!! I GET TO PLAY A FUCKING GOBLIN!!!
- Beckie
Being a Sales Person August 19, 2009
Posted by Beckie in Uncategorized.Tags: attention, college, family, major, money, no, picture, poor, portrait, recession, sales, sales person, school, student, summer, theatre, university, work
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Honestly, sales really wasn’t for me. However, I did learn a lot about my self (my emotions, boundaries, etc) as well as other people. As a barista, I thought I had my fair share of fucked up assholes for people. Sales is a whole new word. People are vicious to sales people in general. Maybe it’s because about 90% of sales people are crooked. But I wasn’t a crooked sales person and was not trained to be crooked. Irregardless, most people wouldn’t give me the time of day. Mostly, I got ignored completely. Being ignored so much on a daily basis really messed with me. I am not used to being ignored. I’m a theatre major! I strive for attention! I feed off attention! Let’s face it, I LIVE FOR ATTENTION!! I don’t understand why people were so afraid of me. I was only selling a 10×13 family portrait for $10. It’s not like I was trying to tie them down to a car or cell phone contract. Honestly, it got to the point where I was happy to be told “No” because that meant someone actually realized I was a living, breathing person and not some transparent asshole of a sales person.
And on the topic of “No”, I’ve come to realize “No” is a VERY popular thing. I read recently in a sales book that by the time the average person is 18 years old, they are told “No” 148,000 times. That’s a lot of negativity. So, no wonder I am told “No” so many times! And I don’t just hear “No” from adults; I hear it from their kids. In fact, I would say about 25% of the time, I would have a 7-10 year old say “No” to me before their parents said anything. And it’s not just “No” I heard. I heard so many different variations of saying “No”. Some examples (following the appropriate way to overcome them) are,”Not Today”, It’s not today, it’s in two weeks! , “Too busy”, It takes 60 seconds! , “I’ll come back” (There’s not really once) “I can’t afford it!” It’s only $10! and, on one extreme event to which I had no objections, “I hate my life!”
How can people be so negative?! I know times are tough. Trust me, I know. I’m a college student in the middle of a recession. Even when the economy is in good shape, it’s still tough to be a college student with financial stability. Even though times are so tough, I stay positive and I do not take it out on other people by ignoring them completely!
On the positive side, this job gave me an even tougher skin. Being in theatre, I do get used to being told “No”. But now, being told “No” hardly phases me anymore. I also learned how to stay motivated and positive when my day sucks. I will be able to use some of the disciplines I’ve learned through sales when I finally finish college and begin my career as an educator. So I guess I didn’t waste my summer working. I just didn’t have as much time off as I wanted.
And now, the summer break is almost over. I start school next week and I get to go back to being a barista. Also, I start my student teaching! Something tells me this semester will be nothing but busy and fun. And it should inspire some entertaining blog posts.
- Beckie
Beckie is… July 30, 2009
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alive. But very busy with her job. Next week is my last week there before I go on to a couple of weeks of well-deserved rest and relaxation and then BACK TO SCHOOL on August 24th. I have a nice long blog coming soon about what I learned as a saleswoman for the last month.
- Beckie
Work June 20, 2009
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Got a job this week…and that’s where I have been. I’ve been working 11 hour days since Tuesday. And I’ve made $200. I feel like I should make more, but honestly, it’s better than nothing.
- Beckie
June 14, 2009
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I need to post something to oversome that depressing post so, check this out kiddies: I SMOKED HOOKAH FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT AND IT WAS SO AMAZING AND IT WAS MINTY AND TASTED LIKE BLUEBERRIES NOT SHNOZBERRIES OR CRUNCH BERRIES BECAUSE THOSE DON’T EXIST. *mexicaan hat dance* also, i miraculously like miley cyrus and the jonas brothers now







